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Doesn't get bigger Mineral Wash

Doesn't get bigger Mineral Wash

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Celebrate your wit and wisdom with a shirt that speaks volumes without saying a word. Our latest addition to the collection features the timeless message, "Being a dick doesn't make yours any bigger," a humorous yet poignant reminder of the virtues of kindness and humility. 


Crafted from 100% soft, heavyweight cotton, this tee offers unparalleled comfort and lasting durability, making it a staple for any wardrobe. With its seamless, double-needle crew collar, you're guaranteed a snug fit and a smooth feel, ensuring that style and comfort go hand-in-hand.


Each shirt undergoes a unique mineral wash process, hand-dyed to achieve that cool, retro vibe reminiscent of the underground music scene of the 80s. The light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) ensures breathability and ease, suitable for regular wear.


.: 100% Cotton for a soft, comfortable experience

.: Light fabric that promises breathability and freedom of movement

.: Regular fit for a relaxed, easy feel

.: Sewn-in label, ensuring comfort without compromise

.: Please note, slight color variations may occur due to the hand-dyed process, enhancing the uniqueness of each piece

.: The mineral wash effect may show through the design, contributing to the vintage charm of the shirt


Embrace the message with a touch of humor and a lot of heart. This shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a statement, a conversation starter, and a declaration of character.

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